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Drug-dealers vs software developers

I did not write this myself, I simply stumbled upon it on this site but found it funny enough to post.

Drug dealers	Software developers
Refer to their clients as “users”.	Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!”	“Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”.	Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.	Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.	Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.	DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.	Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

aaron September 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
I think there’s even more similarity between the two. Because I even line up with the last statement. Let me explain. I’m a software developer, but I have a crazy sexy hot movie star that sleeps in my bed EVERY night. She’s not very well known in the Hollywood circles, but in my life I refer to her as Meghan.

Quote:

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

- Joe Martin

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